<p>It's fine. It's ok. It's serviceable. I like it more than <em>Wonder Woman</em> just because it's weirder.</p>...
<p><em>Olaf's Frozen Adventure</em> is the spiritual successor to the direct-to-dvd Disney sequels. It's a plague. </p>...
<p>Oh hey it's another <em>Saw</em> movie. You know the other <em>Saw</em> movies? It's like that but new.</p>...
<p>This movie is a mistake. Also gross. This movie is gross. </p>...
<p>I mean it's a Pokémon movie, of course it's a mess. And yet...</p>...
<p><em>Thor: Ragnarok</em> is a delight, spectacular and exactly what I wanted.</p>...
<p><em>The Snowman</em> is bad but it's so stupid I kinda have to like it.</p>...