<p>+1 (or Plus One) is a movie about shitty college kids at wild house party, but when a meteor passes by the nearby transformer starts freaking out causing intermittent blackouts.</p>...
<p><em>Maximum Ride</em>, based on the YA book series by James Patterson, is a terrible movie. But I don’t mean that is a bad way, it’s just a fact.</p><p>Every aspect of this film is amateurish. The ...
<p>I honestly wasn’t sold on <em>Stranger Things</em> at first. Some of that is the show’s fault and some of that isn’t. Frankly as a viewer I’m broken. To use an upsetting metaphor: if a TV show...
<p><em>Don’t Breathe </em>is the kind of movie where the horror, the scary thing, is just standing right there in the room with you. It’s the same principle that made <em>Halloween</em> so powerf...
<p><em>Kubo and the Two Strings</em> is a stop motion animated kids movie that’s kind of hampered by being a little overly ambitious for how dark a kids movie can be. The movie goes for it in ter...
<p><em>Nine Lives</em> is a movie where Kevin Spacey is a jerk who hates cats and then gets turned into a cat so that he can learn a lesson about being a better father. It’s the kind of inane pre...
<p><em>Sausage Party</em> seems like a fake movie that would show up as a single joke in a real movie. Even having seen it and confirming that it is a real feature film in theaters I still kinda ...
<p><em>Train to Busan</em> is a zombie apocalypse set on a train (well actually multiple trains); it’s both exactly what I expected and much better than what I expected. There’s no real detail or...
<p><em>Nerve</em> isn’t actually about hacking, but there is hacking involved and it is incredibly silly with a very loose relation to reality. Within the movie Nerve is an app based game where v...
<p>Suicide Squad is a mess both because of what it was trying to be and because of the ways it failed to pull that off. The beginning is a series of little episodic style vignettes establish character...
